MONALISA*

Thugnificent:	Hey man, is this your brother?
Huey:	Hello...goodbye
Thugnificent:	Yo nigga, your brother told us how you be all into reading and shit. Hey that’s some real good shit my nigga, for real. Congratulations nigga.
Huey:	Did you just congratulate me for reading?
Flonominal:	Word, oh yeah, man, you know? Good shit, homie, word, yaknamean? Ya know that reading shit, yaknamean, it's hard, son! Word, yaknamean? Word, yaknamean, especially when them books be, yakneamn? You know, real thick and heavy like, yaknamean? Word, yaknamean?

10 months ago

by way of rammyismine

(via fuckyeahscottpilgrim)

10 months ago -

174

easily amused.

10 months ago

by way of merlin:

What the FUCK, Apple?

What the fuck is wrong with this fucking cocksucker piece-of-shit computer?

I ask you:

What. The. FUCK. Apple.

Jesus fuck, you fuckstained fanboy retards—what the fuck is your DAMAGE?

Seriously. How can you do this to a fella?

I innocently go out and invest my hard-earned fake internet money in the cheapest Mac Pro available—in 2006; I leave it hobbled and way under-powered with its original couple gigs of RAM; I constantly cram its four (4) internal and three (3) external (commodity-class/69-dollar/5200RPM) drives to within a precious few gigs of capacity; I never bother to do a friendly fsck -fy (or run a precautionary Onyx.app session) unless something’s totally blown up; I have one (1) FireWire 800 device, two (2) FireWire 400 devices, and fourteen (14) USB 2 devices attached or mounted; I’m running two fucktastically giant Dell monitors; I’m running programs, prefpanes, kexts, StartupItems and who knows what other shit cobbled together in various mixes of Cocoa, Carbon, Classic, Java, Python, Perl, PHP, and more; my bash profile looks like a capuchin monkey vomited some colons and equal signs into a 10-year-old Guatemalan boy’s ESL dictionary; I’ve added a metric shit-ton of homemade “scripts” to my startup folder, my launchd agents, and only Jesus, Daddy, or the Spook knows where else; I have Hazel, Launchbar, Automator, MobileMe, BusyCal, Dropbox, Time Machine, and who knows what else performing an impossible, ongoing, and fiendishly-automated Stravinsky concert in the background ALL THE TIME…

Plus, I have only thirty applications open.

Is that literally all it takes for me to notice my computer slowing down just a little, tiny bit? Really? That is IT? That?

Again.

What. The. FUCK. Apple.

I’m done with this shit.

Here I come, Ubuntu 11.01 (Naughty Nurse). You’ll be impossible to break.

Right?