| (While watching Rock N Rolla) | |
| Bertie: | Meet the very gifted and the financially creative Stella. |
| Her: | SHIT. I need to get like her. I'm trying to get someone to introduce me like THAT someday... |
| Stella: | I'm a 30-year-old accountant married to a homosexual lawyer. I'm a beard without kids, Bertie. |
| Her: | ...Okay, without all of that though. Damn. |
| Him: | Word. She's a beard without kids. That sucks. |
| Her: | Basically. She's a mustache. |
