MONALISA*

My oldest son is three. This nigga made me a necklace out of macaroni. That shit’s BALLIN. He painted the macaroni green and put it on a string. He tied on my neck and he told me he was proud of me. And I got choked up. And he thought I was sad, that’s how smart he is. He said, “Are you sad, daddy?” And I said, “No, I’m not sad. You’re too young to understand this, son, but this is fcking crazy. You used to live in my BALLS, man! Now you making jewelry out of macaroni. You’re a BAD motherfcker!

Dave Chappelle