Him: The Census commercials have gotten kinda fancy, no?
Her: Yeah, they definitely hired a new advertising agency. Too bad the Census goes against 3 major things we've been told since early childhood...
Him: What's that?
Her: 1. Don't tell all your business. 2. Don't open the door for people asking about your business. 3. Don't answer questions from the government about your business.
Him: Damn. Hell yeah.
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