March 2010
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the odd couple
(While watching Rock N Rolla)
Bertie: Meet the very gifted and the financially creative Stella.
Her: SHIT. I need to get like her. I'm trying to get someone to introduce me like THAT someday...
Stella: I'm a 30-year-old accountant married to a homosexual lawyer. I'm a beard without kids, Bertie.
Her: ...Okay, without all of that though. Damn.
Him: Word. She's a beard without kids. That sucks.
Her: Basically. She's a mustache.
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incredible things happen when innovative technology meets the power and will of the human mind. don’t believe me? watch this video of a physically-impaired graffiti artist getting up on the side of a building… using his freaking eyeball instead of his hands.
so uhh, yeah. you may wanna think twice next time you encounter something you “can’t” do. we don’t just...
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CTRL ALT DELETE official release party at The Low...
freetherobots:
Kickin it off huge for the official ‘CTRL ALT DELETE’ Release party at none other than the Low End Theory!! (LIVE March 31st @ the Airliner, Los Angeles)
And don’t miss the following Record Release parties/Shows in your area!
see you there.
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My oldest son is three. This nigga made me a necklace out of macaroni. That...
– Dave Chappelle
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diggy > jojo.
seriously though, this kid is somewhat of a problem.
what do you think?
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I speak at schools a lot ‘cause they say I’m intelligent.
No,...
– Talib Kweli
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catch my girl’s browser open, better smash that.
don’t be surprised...
– respect my geekster. thanks.
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Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your...
– M. Peck
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Just as Christ was a superstar, you stupid star
They’ll hail you then they’ll...
– Lauryn Hill (by way of missgoldengirl)
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Her: You know how we were talking about how long it takes to get around in LA? Well, last night, the guy that created twitter tweeted that...
Him: (crazy look)
Her: ...Yeah. Nevermind. I already sound like a douche.
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the odd couple
Him: The Census commercials have gotten kinda fancy, no?
Her: Yeah, they definitely hired a new advertising agency. Too bad the Census goes against 3 major things we've been told since early childhood...
Him: What's that?
Her: 1. Don't tell all your business. 2. Don't open the door for people asking about your business. 3. Don't answer questions from the government about your business.
Him: Damn. Hell yeah.
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