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mary tyler durden
I’m not my job. I’m not how much money I have in the bank. I’m not the car I drive. I’m not the contents of my wallet. I’m not my fcking pencil skirt. I’m the all-singing, all-dancing, crap of the world.
When I’m at peace, I read.
When I’m at war, I write.
tomorrow can wait. let’s talk about today for a while.
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the odd couple.
Her: (excited) Hey, look. This version of Word has watermarks.
Him: Only you could be so impressed with something as trivial as Microsoft Word.
Her: Trivial? Are you serious? Microsoft Word is... the backbone of America!
Him: I bet you really believe that too.
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
– Napoleone Bonaparte
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